Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Can The Dead Communicate Through Your Iphone?

Ever since the majority of people gave up on Ouija Boards, cause they scared themselves to death usually. How can the modern dead now make their presence known? It's an easy puzzle  to solve. Iphonse and Ipads and more can serve as a conduit for the dead to speak. Ridiculous you say? Not in the least. Remember last year when the little Chinese factory workers were killing themselves at Foxcon, birthplace of  Iproducts.....Well once these disturbed  souls got their spirit brains in gear, these little toys were malfunctioning world wide, turning themselves off and on and acting quite possessed.

So remember when Grandpa dies and you suddenly get empty voicemails.......It must be him.

I just hope you were on good terms with him when he died.

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