Saturday, January 22, 2011

Hoodoo U

Hi...Welcome to Hoodoo U. Where you will learn what you can and cannot do.

So you thought contacting the dead was a fun past time? Ouija Boards and trances and all. And now you're having problems around the house. Things are 'really' going bump in the night now. Well, stupid, you opened a portal. You tried to contact the dearly departed and now they won't go away. What do you do? Call Ghostbusters? They won't help. How about a Priest? Naw.

So what can you do? Well you can throw away the implement you used that started this. You can throw away everything, images too, of the person you called up. You can get rid of all your electronic devices that they are drawn to and can use.

BUT


We are assuming they are who they say they are. You see my little chimpie you could have called up ANY spirit and they are masquerading as your long lost loved one. Then in that case, since you let them in.....Forget it. They are there till they get board with you.

You might take into account that there are millions of you little monkey's doing this same stuff and they have thinned the veil that separates the spirit and the physical worlds....And sweeties there are nasty things over there that rival anything Hollywood could come up with....And you have done it to yourselves....Oh well!

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